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"Free Birds" is the affectionate of factory-churned activated cine that seems to be adding in contempo years. It sounds fun and able in theory, featuring a turkey called Reggie who is pardoned by the president, again campaign aback in time to baffle the aboriginal Thanksgiving meal, apparently extenuative his breed from centuries of slaughter.In execution, the blur is all sidekicks and afterimage gags, with little adventure accord or purpose. Example: Most of "Free Birds" takes abode afterwards the aboriginal year the Pilgrims landed, but there's a turkey who sounds like the Taco Bell Chihuahua. Because why? Did Hollywood kid-movie focus-group guidelines account that a fast-talking Latin-accented appearance have to be included, behindhand of whether it follows archival or geographic logic?The aboriginal Thanksgiving meal is saved, the pilgrims are absolved from starvation and accord is accomplished amid Indians and the settlers. All because a supply boy from the approaching arrives address boxes of Chuck E. Cheese's pizza.That is what we're declared to acquire as a blessed catastrophe in "Free Birds": Chuck E. Cheese saves America. And afterward the movie's logic, every Thanksgiving banquet in the about 400 years back has been a turkey-free atrociousness consisting of a barbecue of cardboard-tasting pizza. Cue the adorning music. End credits.

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